The Fool

Home for a quick lunch. I'm so stuffed up from some kind of freakin' allergy, I don't remotely sound like myself. People probably think I'm channeling.

Here's a tip: If you want to strike up easy conversations on airplanes and in dentist waiting rooms, buy yourself a deck of Tiny Tarot cards. You can get them here and keep them on your keychain. It works...oh...six out of ten times. It helps if you're good-looking, but doesn't that help everything?